{"product_id":"sarcastic-wooden-spatulas","title":"Sarcastic Wooden Spatulas","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"480\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eI make these engraved acacia wood spatulas for anyone who likes their kitchen tools with a little attitude. Each spatula measures approximately \u003cstrong data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"380\"\u003e13 inches long by 2 5\/8 inches wide\u003c\/strong\u003e, making it a great size for cooking, flipping, scraping, serving, or displaying in a utensil crock.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eEach saying is laser engraved directly into the wood, so the design has a clean, permanent finish that will not peel or rub off like vinyl. Because this is real wood, every spatula will have its own natural grain, color variation, and character, which makes each piece slightly different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003eThese make fun gifts for cooks, grill masters, housewarming parties, bridal showers, wedding gifts, or anyone who enjoys a good sarcastic kitchen joke. They are useful enough for everyday cooking and funny enough to leave sitting out on the counter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1137\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eHand wash only and do not soak. Treat with food-safe mineral oil as needed to help keep the wood looking its best.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tin Roof Relics","offers":[{"title":"I'd Flip Ya","offer_id":48615952842977,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I Like it Hot","offer_id":48615952875745,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Don't miss a Spot","offer_id":48615952908513,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"AHHH that's the spot","offer_id":48615952941281,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I look better flipped over","offer_id":48615952974049,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"It looked better","offer_id":48615953006817,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I handle you Meat","offer_id":48615953039585,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/1051\/7217\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_2_2026_12_26_01_PM_aeb1db24-fba1-4bc5-bfea-7d61bd0473c1.png?v=1783009763","url":"https:\/\/www.tinroofrelics.com\/products\/sarcastic-wooden-spatulas","provider":"Tin Roof Relics ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}